I recently sent out an email saying I wanted a wedding like this one.

Below is my Aunt Jill's repsonse. I love my family!


Jennifer:

I don't want to be the one who shatters your dreams of a beautiful wedding, but I feel like I should be the voice of reason. Please be realistic: you can't afford to have such a fancy weddin' like them two... Think about the expense of such a high falutin' event. What about yur guests? Did you even stop to think about us? You know we are on a fixed budget, we can't afford nothin' elaborate like that, and besides, we don't want to compete with such a gorgeous weddin' party. Quit being so selfish and think of someone besides yourself, please!! If you won't change your mind, please let us know as soon as possible, we need to lose some teeth, and get some extra tattoos... Jeez, do you ever think about anyone besides yourself??? Get your head out of the clouds, and stop wishin' fer the moon.

Luv,

Yer favorite auntie Jill